Johnny MacSurgie, Geezer(AZ), took another trip to Baghdad last weekend. Guess he musta needed a new rug or something. Sadly, he didn't get to buy one at the Shorja market where he bought one during his last trip to Iraq. Seems that his security advisors said it was "too dangerous" because, well, that market is now controlled by Moqtada al Sadr’s Mahdi army.
So how's that mighty, manly SURGE workin' for ya, Johnny Mac? Sounds like it needs some VIAGRA or somethin'. Maybe ya can borrow some from your best bud and pal, Rush Limpdick. Except, well, Rushie seems to be kinda suspicious of your motives. Maybe he realizes that his Viagra is in danger if you and your mighty surge are nearby... go figger!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin