Yet more proof of Bushenomics' failure: Price of beer and pizza skyrocketing.
That's just... UN-AMERICAN! What an astounding success for the Bush Economy -- the staple diet of all bachelor penguins everywhere is skyrocketing in price!
Now, please excuse me, I need to go sob in my herring bowl...
-- Badtux the Pizza-lovin' Penguin
H/T to Gordon @ Alternate Brain).