In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Canadian jets took over U.S. air defenses while F-15's were grounded because, well, because they've been worn out doing ground attack duties in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Yeah, that Iraq war in particular really makes me feel safer...
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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We'll be fine. We just need to shop more often.
ReplyDeleteWrap a few rolls of duct tape around those jets. They'll be good as new. Duct tape makes the world turn around. It repairs machinery, pays off your credit card debts, cleans up after your dog, scores from the three-point line every time, and brings dead American soldiers back to life as a born-again Christian -- all of whom register as Republicans the day they turn eighteen.
Don't worry, be happy. The farther you stick your head in the sand, the better everything will be. Don't see the fnords, don't see the fnords...