As I came out of Wally World after buying some oil (hey, $2/gallon cheaper than O'Reilly's, okay?), two cheerful, giggling minions of Satan accessorized in green accosted me and said melodically, "Want to buy some cookies?" and I did, of course. Two boxes of thin mints, actually.
Maybe Rep. Bob Morris had a point about the Girl Scouts. At least, where my waistline is concerned ;).
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin