Newt Gingrich's entire campaign staff jumps ship. Apparently the imperious Callista rubbed them the wrong way, imperiously ordering them around and ignoring their professional advice, and dragging her hubby off on a cruise to Greece when they needed him to do rubber chicken dinners and work the talk show circuit to get shit going.
Yes, you're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. But thank you anyhow for taking your slimeball hubby away from politics again. Our nation is the better for it.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin