Thursday, December 16, 2010

What *not* to say to your girlfriend

In a store: Asian girl shrugs out of a brown jacket as her Anglo boyfriend stands in front of her.
Girl: I don't like it
Boy: Put it back on! You look cute in it. It makes you look thin!

Somebody's not getting lucky this evening :).

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

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