Sunday, October 05, 2008

Sarah Palin is "Change"?!

Yeah, that's the latest Reich Wing talkin' point. "Vote for Sarah Palin because she's change!" Palin? "Change"? She's Bush with a bush, for cryin' out loud. She has the same basic philosophy as Bush. The same smirk as Bush. The same incoherent way of stringing together talking points as Bush. She advocates the same policies as Bush, whether we're talking drilling, the economy, whatever. She could not outline a SINGLE INSTANCE in her VP debate where her policies would differ from Bush's policies. Where is "change" in electing Bush 2.0 to office?!

-- Badtux the Flabbergasted Penguin

9 comments:

  1. The "change" is that while bush says nukuler, Palin says... ummm... she says nukuler.

    Never mind.

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  2. Yeah AND she's a lot like Cheney also.

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  3. Anyone who perceived Cheney as being a role model has issues.

    Caribou Barbie scares me. A lot.

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  4. Where is "change" in electing Bush 2.0 to office?!

    ...she's younger, and a woman, and doesn't have any apparent nose-candy addiction? Other than that, I got nothin'...

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  5. One has a penis and the other has a vagina. That is the change.

    But why is everyone talking about Palin like she is the Presidential nominee? Did McBane die already?

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  6. Naw, McInsane ain't dead yet. But he's 73 years old. Won't be long.

    Nunya, TDP: one new nickname I've heard for Bible Spice is "Chick Cheney". Except I don't buy it. She's not an evil mastermind. She's a Mean Girl, the female equivalent of George Bush's mean drunk.

    As for Bible Spice's drug habits, her son got sent to the Army to kick his meth habit. Pretty much everybody in Alaska is cranked out of their freakin' mind. Makes you feel warm in those cold winter nights. Although her thunder thighs seem to say she herself doesn't partake. Not often, anyhow...

    - Badtux the Mean Penguin

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  7. Change? The only change I forsee in her future involves diapers. It stillamazes, tho, how those on the Always Wrong Right just bubble over with enthusiasm and wet themselves everytime....

    There's that diaper thing again.

    d.

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  8. Yup, a pit bull with lipstick on. Never discount the ability of women to open a robust, committed, well-thought-out vat of hatred for another person. Women are weapons-grade haters.

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  9. We'll see. She sure looks like the kind of person that would shoot a friend in the face.

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