In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Anybody here have any experience with buying sex-oriented site domains? I want to buy "HotManOnDogSex.com" and point it at the home page of (hopefully soon to be former) Senator Rick Santorum (R. Va.)....
-- Badtux the Mischievous Penguin
Ground rules: Comments that consist solely of insults, fact-free talking points, are off-topic, or simply spam the same argument over and over will be deleted. The penguin is the only one allowed to be an ass here. All viewpoints, however, are welcomed, even if I disagree vehemently with you.
WARNING: You are entitled to create your own arguments, but you are NOT entitled to create your own facts. If you spew scientific denialism, or insist that the sky is purple, or otherwise insist that your made-up universe of pink unicorns and cotton candy trees is "real", well -- expect the banhammer.
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.
You mean that domain name isn't taken yet? Wow, I'm surprised. Very surprised.
ReplyDeleteOf course, it probably is now that you've posted it.
Dave
naughty penguin (giggle snicker cough)
ReplyDeletenaughty naughty pengiun (chuckle chuckle)
Oooh please do it Badtux. It's so fun.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago while working a fabulous(?) night job at a convenience store, I lost my job because I appeared (quite scantily) in a magazine the store carried. The customers that noticed were definately not offended (quite the opposite), but apparently the southern holy roler district manager was. So much so, he set up a fake audit on the store and fired me. (Company caught him an canned him - assholes do get what they deserve.)
Here's my fun part. You know all those little subscription cards that fall out of magazines? Yep, I just checked the box that says, "bill me later" and sent them in with his name and address. Of course I wasn't signing him up for Road & Track or Better Housekeeping. I wonder how many naughty, naughty, very naughty issues he received.
Remember - life can always be fun, sometimes you just have to get creative.
Blasphemous Penguin, seeking to mock and slander the good name of God's Own Senator!(tm) Well, you're too late, because as it just so happens, some other sinner already beat you to the punch.
ReplyDeleteHowever, there's still time to register www.hotmanonboxturtlesex.com and point it to Senator Cornyn's website.