Monday, July 17, 2006

A question of salvation

So, let's see. If you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, that washes you of all sin, right? Cool! Now you can kill, rape, maim, and savage without worrying about that nasty Hell place!

Err, not so fast, Mr. President. Here's the deal. You can say that you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. But if you don't attempt to live like Christ says to live, you were lying. And I think we all know what He thinks about liars.

And no, I don't think asbestos underwear will help. Sorry!

-- Badtux the Salvation Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 7/17/2006 10:46:00 PM

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous18/7/06 10:55 AM

    Liar liar!
    Asbestos pants on fire!

    (Actually I'll bet he wears the asbestos pants just 'cause he likes the way they feel.)

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