Sunday, March 20, 2011

This is fucking hilarious

From a thread on a review of an iPhone ad (seriously! Yes, a review of an AD!):

by Grigsby_51 March 17, 2011 6:50 AM PDT
 How about, "If you don't have an iPhone you might have a normal sex life"

by AdonisLUV March 17, 2011 7:00 AM PDT
 Only if you consider abstinence a normal sex life.

by make_or_break March 17, 2011 7:09 AM PDT
 "Only if you consider abstinence a normal sex life..."

 So tell us AdonisLUV...what other love devices besides the iPhone do you need
 to get it on? Oh wait...never mind...we don't need to know, or even want to
guess. Definitely that would be too much information...

by OniOokamiAlfador March 17, 2011 7:29 AM PDT   How about, "If you don't have an iPhone you might have a normal sex life"

  -or-

  Only if you consider abstinence a normal sex life.

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 I'm trying really hard to figure out which of these comments is more
 ridiculous. If having a certain phone affects your sex life one way or
 another, you have way more serious issues than that, on a deeply personal
 level.

Heh. Yeah. Exactly.

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

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