The biggest danger to Western civilization isn't Osama bin Laden, according to right-wing nutcases. Rather, the biggest danger to Western civilization are those two people above: Elton John and David Furnish gay-marrying each other.
Why, before you know it, heterosexual marriage will be outlawed, and we'll exterminate ourselves through lack of babies! Yeppers, we're doomed, doomed I say, now that gay people can, err, hold hands in public and say wedding vows in front of a judge. They'll destroy civilization with their mighty Gay Laser of Gayness that turns us all into, like, gay people, just like them!
Alrighty then, glad we got that issue resolved (heh!).
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Jeez, and it's been such a good week, too. Between DubYa receiving a richly-deserved and long-overdue smackdown over the NSA scandal, and the judge in PA informing the Jesus People that they cannot teach religious fairytales in school and pretend it's science, I had almost started to think the adults were back in charge. Why'd you have to go and ruin it for me, Penguin?
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ReplyDeleteGlad I am an alien and do not have to put up with all the human crap.
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Actually, it's Elton John's gold shoes that are going to bring down civilization.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't get married in America, did they? I think we're okay if they got married in England. We know those British don't follow the correct behavior, anyway.
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