From Lab Kat comes the touching tale of how a lowly janitor in Hell was promoted to be the source of all evil in Halloween candy-hood.
Some searching of the Internets found a picture of Bob in action with his broom (you do NOT want to know what Bob does with his broom on Halloween night!): So this Halloween, remember that, as the Rev. Bob Larson so helpfully informed us, evil is everywhere... even in the candy corn. Or as Bob the Candy Corn Demon might say, "mfff, darn slobs just drop trash everywhere!".
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin