-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Beware the Poetry of Mass Destruction!
I always suspected that English professors assigned poetry in their classes as a mechanism for torturing undergrads, but now we find out that it can explode too, causing an entire college campus to be evacuated? Oooh, poetry of mass destruction! How *dare* a professor be guilty of driving while brown and carrying a box of poetry to the dumpster. Doesn't he know that al Qaeda is targetting dumpsters outside of Podunk University for destruction? Why, I think Osama bin Laden issued a jihad just the other day saying "All your dumpster are belong to us." Oh the horror!
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It was the recycling. Everyone knows recycling is a pinko commie plot. No plane ride for him. Sneaking around in a white VW convertible covered with decals.
ReplyDeleteWell...that sucked the big one!
ReplyDeleteI knew it! There IS a war on recycling! Just imagine all those nasty paper cuts he could have inflicted.
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