Thursday, February 02, 2006

The Return of Thursday Penguin Porn!

This nekkid little Adelie penguin is fussing at his girlfriend to come on and get with the program! Like most Republican penguins, he doesn't get much sex. Just once a year, mostly. So that makes him angry and willing to support random sodomization of other penguins like the ones at Abu Grope Prison.

Have pity on this poor little Republican penguin, but never, NEVER turn your back on him! Like fellow fatties Jonah "Doughboy" Goldberg and John "Pod Man" Podhoretz of the National Review Online's "The Cornhole", the results are likely to be... uhm, nevermind, this is a family blog (for some definition of family) and I won't go there. For true!

-- Badtux the Penguin Porn Pushin' Penguin

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1 comment:

  1. oldwhitelady4/2/06 10:48 AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! I love that picture! What a cute penguin. There sure are a lot of things penguin, nowadays. Isn't there several advertisements on TV geared toward penguins?

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