So where's my porn? Curious penguins want to know!
- Badtux the Aroused Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Where's my porn?
I find out from General J.C. Christian that AT&T is a porn peddler. I just have one question: As an AT&T subscriber, how can I get my porn? And do I get a choice of porn? Can I get nice lucious penguin porn featuring Scandinavian hotties? I tried calling AT&T to see where my penguin porn was, but all that happened was that the lady laughed for, like, musta been five minutes, then hung up on me!
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Now you've given me an idea (never a good thing, I assure you). In addition to me usual frog porn, I may have a Thursday Penguin Porn Day.
ReplyDeleteI used to work for AT&T and they were squeaky clean until I worked there. See, I'm a liberal, and you know how we spread smut everywhere we go.
ROFL Frogsdong.
ReplyDeleteBut I think that Badtux should post penguin porn. Maybe on Wednesdays we can just go from theme-porn to theme-porn. It could be fun.
My theme (by screenname) is Starfleet.