tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post8443451245868381399..comments2023-09-29T06:58:20.125-07:00Comments on Badtux the Snarky Penguin: Problem making up my bedBadTuxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-83179851640432097702010-01-23T12:12:04.228-08:002010-01-23T12:12:04.228-08:00A timed coffee maker will ensure that they respond...A timed coffee maker will ensure that they respond to the "coffee ready" sound faster than you do. Thus, at the point when you've put out cat food and then propped your eyelids open with coffee (I assume you do these things in the cat-required order) they're back on the bed.<br /><br />Karen, a cat-owned humanKarennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-60438151901314015542010-01-22T22:51:29.002-08:002010-01-22T22:51:29.002-08:00BadTux:
One might try a Heath Robinson device tech...BadTux:<br />One might try a Heath Robinson device technological fix.<br />Run an endless sheet from the bed through the floor to the wash tub on the floor below. Then through the ringer. Then through the rinse and back through the ringer. Thence through carefully trained heat fans to dry it as the sheet continues up through the floor to the other side of the bed.<br />One turn of the crank deposes kittehs, and fur. Dive in and assemble the covers. Simple when you know how.<br />--mlMartin Langelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12214277415738344944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-2878467923226212412010-01-22T20:56:15.152-08:002010-01-22T20:56:15.152-08:00If the bird is big enough, Ruckus. Cats aren't...If the bird is big enough, Ruckus. Cats aren't stupid, they're not going to take on a bird that weighs more than they do! I do notice them staring at me intently from time to time, however. I suspect them of wondering whether, if I keel over unexpectedly, I will taste like chicken.<br /><br />- Badtux the Cat-owned PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-41409021277360939212010-01-22T20:25:30.413-08:002010-01-22T20:25:30.413-08:00Cats and birds get along well enough to sleep toge...Cats and birds get along well enough to sleep together?Ruckushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18059765383428059804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-91985703349484555882010-01-22T17:12:13.186-08:002010-01-22T17:12:13.186-08:00Well, if you look at the photo, they're sleepi...Well, if you look at the photo, they're sleeping on the cover, so I can't throw the covers over them. Siiiiigh! <br /><br />Of course, the way I was woke up this morning -- by a cat purring in my ear as he cuddled against me -- makes it worthwhile, I guess...BadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-60813937918079717122010-01-22T17:05:34.479-08:002010-01-22T17:05:34.479-08:00I usually just throw the covers on the one that do...I usually just throw the covers on the one that does this. While rude and inconsiderate, I do keep myself amused.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com