tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post260284716785305468..comments2023-09-29T06:58:20.125-07:00Comments on Badtux the Snarky Penguin: Rapture feverBadTuxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-76160122098466966302011-05-19T11:44:04.841-07:002011-05-19T11:44:04.841-07:00May 21st Doomsday Songs: 21 Songs For The Impendin...<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/18/may-21st-doomsday-songs_n_863869.html#s280638&title=Tchaikovsky_1812_Overture" rel="nofollow">May 21st Doomsday Songs: 21 Songs For The Impending Apocalypse (VIDEOS)</a><br />some of the comments are hiliarousnunyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08833886980442919570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-11741467647229430822011-05-18T17:44:52.184-07:002011-05-18T17:44:52.184-07:00Oh my, what a bunch of faithless heathen we have h...Oh my, what a bunch of faithless heathen we have here. Guess we'll all have fun Saturday collecting up the property of all those raptured "Christians". Or maybe not, since the only rapturing that's gonna be done is if they get too full of hot air and blow up like a balloon and float away :).<br /><br />- Badtux the Snarky PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-55226522218193766932011-05-18T16:37:55.892-07:002011-05-18T16:37:55.892-07:00Just by chance one day I stepped out of the house ...Just by chance one day I stepped out of the house with my shotgun on my shoulder(going to a turkey shoot) as the car was coming down the driveway. The Good Lord or someone stopped that car on a dime and gave change, then it went back up twice as fast. I didn't even get a chance to act tough or rack the slide.montaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15333471337818106739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-28389462287345545142011-05-18T15:02:18.920-07:002011-05-18T15:02:18.920-07:00Mr. Tux....In case you've never seen this----y...Mr. Tux....In case you've never seen this----you will ROFL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg&playnext=1&list=PLEF11D3BFD3B32854MandThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561334713342973568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-76919813260202521972011-05-18T11:01:29.263-07:002011-05-18T11:01:29.263-07:00The GAO (Greensboro Atheist Org.) is having a blow...The GAO (Greensboro Atheist Org.) is having a blowout of a Rapture Party Saturday night hoping to encourage them <i><b>all</b></i> to get "raptured!"<br /><br />Everyone's invited!<br /><br />The more the merrier.Cirzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070125217972397204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-13364114921802857802011-05-18T10:21:58.838-07:002011-05-18T10:21:58.838-07:00Despite living near a Jehovah's Witness church...Despite living near a Jehovah's Witness church, I seldom get the Witnesses at the front door. It's usually the Baptists from three blocks over, inviting me to their Christmas/Easter/Whatnot celebration. I politely decline and they leave.<br /><br />My husband is more blunt: he says "We're atheists." Then he closes the door and/or walks away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-74601444781070351622011-05-18T09:07:22.844-07:002011-05-18T09:07:22.844-07:00Do note that this is harder for me in summer, sinc...Do note that this is harder for me in summer, since I don't have air conditioning and the front door is usually open (but the screen door locked, it has "cat proof" screen in it that seems to actually be cat-proof, praise be to JEEEEEzus!). So I'm sitting on the futon watching the latest episode of "Cooking Christians with Mullah Yazdi", and they can see me there when they walk up to the door. In that case I say "Sorry, not interested, goodbye" and simply walk away and return to watching "Fornicating Sodom Style with Dan Savage". Thus far none of the JEEEEEEzus! people have tried the screen door, they've been polite enough to stand there at the screen door wondering what they're supposed to do next, then walk away themselves (possibly after tucking a tract into the crack between the screen door and the house, sigh). Not that it'd help them to try the screen door, since it is, well, <i>locked</i>.<br /><br />- Badtux the Open Air PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-505676999058638782011-05-18T08:23:46.302-07:002011-05-18T08:23:46.302-07:00I usually ask them to take off their top and i'...I usually ask them to take off their top and i'll talk with them,oh I like guttural noises too!<br />Can't go wrong with scratching your ass or tugging on your package...close the door with an all praises to yabathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11457111211114000939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-40265184334756007712011-05-18T08:18:09.870-07:002011-05-18T08:18:09.870-07:00I am more likely to experience a rupture...
I was...I am more likely to experience a rupture...<br /><br />I was polite to block-walking proselytizers for several decades. By now I've done my duty for a lifetime. Sometimes I ask "who is it?" through the still-closed door, and if it's someone wanting to convert me, I just silently walk away from the door without saying one more word. At least while they stand there, they are getting a moment's rest in their mission.Steve Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587223243120009776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-85384029530343233112011-05-18T07:50:43.307-07:002011-05-18T07:50:43.307-07:00Thank you for noting it is the faux Christians who...Thank you for noting it is the faux Christians who hope to be raptured on Saturday. As opposed to "good" or "real" Christians like I've seen them described elsewhere.<br /><br />This man is a whack-a-doodle.He also thinks this upcoming rapture is the fault of the Gay Agendas and same-sex marriage. I'm all for a big end-of-the-world party on Friday, followed by a yay-we're-all-still-here party on Sunday. it's a two-fer.Stacy Hackenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402317390064027370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-8082919123240304472011-05-18T05:35:29.542-07:002011-05-18T05:35:29.542-07:00Thanks for the yucks this morning Penguin on what ...Thanks for the yucks this morning Penguin on what is the start of the third day of five of rain. It sucks! The flooding is coming.One Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772881642197609507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-7747570445706964842011-05-18T00:54:39.199-07:002011-05-18T00:54:39.199-07:00Try going to the door with a beer in hand dressed ...Try going to the door with a beer in hand dressed in boxers and a wife beater. I good touch is scratch your ass with the other hand while addressing them. The real fun part is seeing how long it takes for them to leave. F A S T I tells yaTimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13183815338714438681noreply@blogger.com