-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
And on the domestic front...
Mencken just threw a catnip mouse up onto my computer desk. Yes, threw. As in, with his mouth grab it via its tail, and with a toss of his head fling. Poor innocent me is just sitting there staring at my computer, and something goes "whack!" against my monitor, and I'm like, "WTF?!" until I figured out what happened. I think he's saying I haven't been giving him his full-body massages enough lately, what with traveling and all. He certainly complained bitterly when I left this morning. Hmm...
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More likely this is a management complaint that the freshness of one of the primary management tools (catnip mouse) has expired and must be replaced.
ReplyDeleteImmediately. Put down the computer mouse and attend to your primary duties.
Hmm, you may have a point there. Time to roll said catnip mouse in a fresh batch of catnip. Mencken does so much like his catnip... furry little addict. Heh.
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