In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Err, not so fast, Mr. President. Here's the deal. You can say that you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. But if you don't attempt to live like Christ says to live, you were lying. And I think we all know what He thinks about liars.
And no, I don't think asbestos underwear will help. Sorry!
-- Badtux the Salvation Penguin
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Liar liar!
ReplyDeleteAsbestos pants on fire!
(Actually I'll bet he wears the asbestos pants just 'cause he likes the way they feel.)