Hey, it works for Halliburton, after all, right?!
- Badtux the Larcenous Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
This is not the penguin you are looking for
First it was Old Blue the Heretic, now it is Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex. For the record, no, I am not the penguin who is holding up trains. As I explained to the Louisiana blue tick hound dog, I have a far more profitable scheme going down other than armed larceny -- converting to the Republican Party, then lobbying the Bush Administration to give me a billion dollars for doing nothing.
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With your skills, you could do much more than nothing. You could write fake blog entries or maybe even news reports.
ReplyDeleteI signed up last week. I've got my voter registration card. A Republican future is the life--cheap drinks, slave labor and a booming stock market.
Hey, I have my scruples here, okay? I'm not going to do a Jeff Gannon or Judy Miller and be a presstitute! [Shudder]. Even scam artists have a limit beyond whilst they will not go. Although I must admit that I have not spotted that limit yet whilst admiring the glorious scam that is our Dear Leader's administration...
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I was told that I was too smart to be a Republican and To down to earth to be a Democrat. The Libertarians told me to come on over and be free.
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I though libertarians were just greedy Republicans who hated Bush.
ReplyDeleteDon't say the "H" word. I makes my ears bleed.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? HEH!
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