Monday, June 20, 2005

Operation Yellow Elephant

Operation Yellow Elephant is a go! Join our brave General J.C. Christian, Patriot, as he attempts to get the College Republicans to enlist to fight in Dear Leader's War on Terra. Watch young Republicans flee screaming in horror as enlistment brochures are dropped from the balcony of the assembly center! Hear the frantic pleas of "medical reasons" as recruiters buttonhole potential recruits at the College Republican National Convention! Picture the young suit-and-tie-clad preppies of the College Republicans cowering in fear beneath the tables in their convention hall as they try to evade the hawkeyed gaze of military recruiters looking for fresh meat for the killing fields of Iraq! I love the smell of yellow elephants in the morning. It smells like... chickenhawks pissing in their pants!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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3 comments:

  1. Jim Yeager21/6/05 8:28 AM

    I've given this a great deal of thought. Personally, I think it's just as well that these chickenhawks stick to their chickenhawk ways. Think about it -- would you trust your life with any of these people? I wouldn't...

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  2. Anonymous21/6/05 9:59 AM

    "War on Terra"

    So, was this just a phonetic spelling of "terror" as DubYa would pronounce it, or was it, as I suspect, a clever play on words, since "Terra" is another word for "Earth?"

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  3. BadTux21/6/05 12:01 PM

    So, is the Pope Catholic? Give the Pope a lollipop! Yes indeedy, the War on Terra continues. Next stop -- either Syria or Iran, yessiree!

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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