In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Which brings up the question of, if Hell is like Texas (and vice-versa), are there call centers in Hell? My suspicion is that the answer to that question is, why, YES! You must admit that it explains a few things, such as the vague smell of brimstone when you connect to a computer manufacturer's technical support hotline, or that the directions you get from the technical support person appear to be in Modern Demonic rather than in plain English...
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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heh heh heh - funny post - and, "Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex of the Church of Nixon Incarnate" and you make a good point.. I guess TX is being annexed by hell! That's nice to know.. now I won't plan on visiting TX.
ReplyDeleteThat's strange. Every time *I* call tech support, it's like I'm talking to the old Indian guy in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom". Not that it matters, though: we all know outsourcing is "good" for the economy.
ReplyDelete(Typical tech support call to Texas)
ReplyDeleteME: Hi, yes, one of the computers we purchases from you has a faulty video card. I switched it out with a card in another compu-
TECH SUPPORT: OH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURRRNS!!! AHHHHHH!!!
ME: Um, ok, but if you could just send us another video card I can pop it in the-
TECH SUPPORT: AHHH, NO! DON'T PUT THAT THING ON ME!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! OH GOD, WHY DID I HAVE TO MOVE TO TEXAS??!?!?? AHHHHH-
(Call ends abruptly)
Pope, you shouldn't have bought a Dell!
ReplyDeleteFYI, the Biblical Arts Center in Dallas is on fire as of this posting. Just sayin . . .
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