Nossiree, when their Commander in Chief shits on them, our brave soldiers grin and say, "Give me more, sir!", just like good troopers should!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Friday, December 17, 2004
We have no morale problems in Iraq
Why, our soldiers are just overjoyed, overjoyed I say! to be scrounging scrap metal out of dumps in order to armor their vehicles. So overjoyed that they would never, EVER shoot themself in the foot or in the leg in order to keep from being sent back into combat.
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How's it going, Badtux? Haven't seen you in awhile.
ReplyDeleteYesiree, we are so glad to have a commander-in-chief that supports our troops with such ferocity that while they are getting shot at in Iraq, they must be taught about compassionate conservatism: You have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
C'mon, these welfare queen soldiers want handouts all of a sudden? That armor is gonna have to come out of the taxes of the rich fat white people that make this country great! Maybe they could have some cheese with that whine!