tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post5231697006795687582..comments2023-09-29T06:58:20.125-07:00Comments on Badtux the Snarky Penguin: What religion are penguins?BadTuxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-68894435194412127772010-07-19T18:57:03.378-07:002010-07-19T18:57:03.378-07:00The part about humans devolving from higher life f...The part about humans devolving from higher life forms sounds about right. Mark Twain had the same idea more than a century ago when he described humans as a lower form of life,descended from the Higher Animals.<br /><br />I guess that means Devo was correct, alsoRez Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05733971773065696730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-33674972523569124672010-07-19T12:39:19.476-07:002010-07-19T12:39:19.476-07:00Well, penguins DO like cold places, y'know. ;)...Well, penguins DO like cold places, y'know. ;).<br /><br />- Badtux the Overheated PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-2154337188166117232010-07-19T12:38:06.879-07:002010-07-19T12:38:06.879-07:00With all that hockey stuff, I think Tuxologists mu...With all that hockey stuff, I think Tuxologists must be secretly Canajun.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-88101396322266853482010-07-19T08:05:03.855-07:002010-07-19T08:05:03.855-07:00Cookie Jill, by and large, yes! Well, sorta. Tuxol...Cookie Jill, by and large, yes! Well, sorta. Tuxologists thinks Pastafarians are heretics, of course. But worshippers of a fat, lazy penguin just can't get energetic enough to do anything about it. Might disturb The Great Penguin's nap, you see. Wouldn't want to do that, a penguin needs his sleep! Even if he's been asleep for a few million years now, but you know how it is with deities, they're a <i>lot</i> better asleep than awake, when they have this bad tendency to stomp around with hobnail boots and break things, so Tuxologists don't take chances when it comes to expending excess energy on things like pogroms and crusades. They prefer to emulate the example of their rotund deity instead and focus on the finer things of life -- sleep, sex, and herring.<br /><br />- Badtux the Religious PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-10971068813681722992010-07-18T20:10:30.455-07:002010-07-18T20:10:30.455-07:00Do they get along with Pastafarians?Do they get along with Pastafarians?SantaBarbarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17159992968479023593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-27666687380726332082010-07-18T19:22:45.469-07:002010-07-18T19:22:45.469-07:00Penguins are generally Tuxologists -- worshippers ...<b>Penguins are generally Tuxologists -- worshippers of the Great Penguin.</b><br /><br />Whales are quiet fond of them also.BBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323188240580782454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-51768766861625694362010-07-18T16:40:12.596-07:002010-07-18T16:40:12.596-07:00Geeez I think your eligible for tax exemption now....Geeez I think your eligible for tax exemption now. The Church of Modern Day Penguins. Can't wait till your Sunday show on at 2:00amTimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13183815338714438681noreply@blogger.com