tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post1706180135270531619..comments2023-09-29T06:58:20.125-07:00Comments on Badtux the Snarky Penguin: An astounding revelationBadTuxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-10810090098813649832010-02-16T08:36:15.439-08:002010-02-16T08:36:15.439-08:00Aaron, unfortunately the Conspiracy appears to hav...Aaron, unfortunately the Conspiracy appears to have forgotten to send me my paycheck for the past, uhm, thirty some odd years (some of them VERY odd, granted). So if you're looking for millions of dollars, joining the Banker Conspiracy is not how you do it, at least not at the blogger foot soldier level like you or I. The job does come with benefits, however. You get a nice picture book entitled <i>How to Cackle an Evil Laugh</i> accompanied by a CD-ROM with examples, and a white Persian cat to stroke while you cackle while typing in what your controllers told you to type in. Except, well, I already knew how to cackle (otherwise I wouldn't have joined an evil conspiracy, duh!), the ink in the picture book ran when I accidentally spilled some coffee on it, and my white Persian cat that they sent me turned out to be a sorta piebald alley cat with digestive problems that cause it to puke all over my carpet on a daily basis (although at least he does like being stroked while I cackle). Siiiigh! Being an evil minion just doesn't come with the benefits that it used to! <br /><br />But that's okay, I guess, because there's the final benefit: Seeing an evil job well done as the dumbasses that are the majority of the American public gladly embrace notions and ideas recycled from bad sci-fi novels such as "unregulated free markets" that are harmful to them but which enrich my masters. Bwahahahahahahaha! It is to laugh. If you are evil, that is. <br /><br />- Xutdab the Evil PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-10618434824557260112010-02-16T06:18:27.146-08:002010-02-16T06:18:27.146-08:00Hey, can you hook me up with one of those New Worl...Hey, can you hook me up with one of those New World Order Banker Conspiracy jobs? I'm sick of working at a nonprofit, counseling bankrupt people for shit money. I want to MAKE people bankrupt and pocket millions! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!<br /><br />I mean, damn. The Illuminatus Trilogy is probably my favorite novel(s), but even I don't think it's REAL.Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02716397987389879836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-79822149926077102792010-02-15T20:31:54.886-08:002010-02-15T20:31:54.886-08:00In terms of economics, Clinton was to the right of...In terms of economics, Clinton was to the right of Eisenhower, and B. Hoover Obama is to the right of Clinton.<br /><br />Right wingers are totally out of touch with reality.<br /><br />No wonder we're so fucking fucked.<br /><br />Bleeech!<br />JzBJazzbumpahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07337490817307473659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9612609.post-88750878122416459002010-02-15T18:36:37.298-08:002010-02-15T18:36:37.298-08:00Like the first one I looked at this morning from a...Like the first one I looked at this morning from a life long friend who accused me of maliciously attacking his computer from my site. Yea I learned a lot alright! Just about enough to say fuck it all.One Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772881642197609507noreply@blogger.com